INTERVENTIONS!
(With apologies to Schoolhouse Rock)
(Clatter... clatter... clatter)
When Reginald went to the con, uh-huh-huh,
He hoped to have a little fu-un.
He later would mention
It was one cool convention
Cause he kept rolling some Interventions...
Crud! It's a triple six!
Christ! Now I'm in a fix!
Wait! I'm playing a demon tonight!
Interventions! (Crud!) make excitement (Christ!) or
emotion (Wait!).
An Infernal one comes into play with the roll of a
triple six,
Or triple ones, in the case of a Divine.
The game master was running scared, uh-huh-huh,
Tonight, he was un-pre-pare-ed;
His bowels were clenching
At his players' dissension
But then he rolled an Intervention...
Yes! This gives me an idea!
Great! They'll never know what hit them!
Whoops! Time
to run like Hell!
Interventions! (Yes!) make excitement (Great!) or
emotion (Whoops!).
An Infernal one comes into play with the roll of a
triple six,
Or triple ones, in the case of a Divine.
So if you're happy (Huzzah!) or sad (Oops!)
Or frightened (Noooo!) or mad (SMITE!)
Excited (Dude!) or glad (Glee!)
An Intervention may just make your night!
The campaign was down to the wire, uh-huh-huh,
To victory the group did a-spi-re,
There was lots of tension
As they rolled with attention
Only to scream at the Intervention...
Yipe! We're
all dead meat!
Fool! You said your dice ski11z were 133t!
Damn! ...So,
Lucifer, how are things?
Interventions! (Yipe!) make excitement (Fool!) or
emotion (Damn!).
An Infernal one comes into play with the roll of a
triple six,
Or triple ones, in the case of a Divine.
So if you're happy (Huzzah!) or sad (Oops!)
Or frightened (Noooo!) or mad (SMITE!)
Excited (Dude!) or glad (Glee!)
An Intervention may just make your night!
Interventions! make excitement or emotion,
Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah, YEA!
Player: DARN! I need new dice!