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Acquisitions Department

 

It's an interesting fact that bureaucracies tend to develop subgroups whose mission statements aren't reflected by their names.  Interesting, but not too surprising: contrary to popular belief, impersonal bureaucracies are made up of people, all of whom have opinions about what their job should actually be.  When enough of them agree, their focus collectively changes.  This is just as true for celestials as it is for humans, actually: in fact, if anything it's truer for celestials.  Being immortal, both angelic and demonic bureaucrats have had centuries or even millennia to perfect their unique style of bloodless (usually) warfare.  Most Superiors have learned to not get hung up on names: getting the job done is the important thing.

 

However, things can get... well, not out of hand, but complicated.  The Acquisitions Department is a prime example of this.  Nobody intended for them to get embroiled in a virtual cold war with Heaven's other espionage services.  Heck, nobody intended them to become an espionage service in the first place.  It just sort of happened.

 

Purpose and Goals

 

To acquire and maintain the materials necessary for Trade's continuing smooth operation in the War.

 

Yes, the above is a fairly vague mission statement.  That's sort of the idea, really.

 

Organization and Membership

 

The Acquisition Department is made up primarily of Servitors of Trade, with the usual imports from Revelations and Protection.  It is organized under standard bureaucratic lines.  While Marc usually picks the head of the organization, the department heads and mid-level operatives operate under a combination of seniority and ability.  As is quite common in other organizations, the informal network of favors, alliances and influence can often mean more than actual rank: the Archangel of Trade is tolerant of the practice, as long as things do not get out of hand.

 

Abilities and Resources

 

Whatever Trade has, plus a respectable amount of whatever Revelations and/or Protection has, plus a much smaller (yet measurable) part of whatever Acquisitions can barter, buy, cajole or 'acquire' from other organizations.  Nobody's really sure about what fingers are in what pies, and Acquisitions goes to some trouble to make sure that such ignorance is never alleviated.

 

Celestial Relations

 

Heaven

 

As is seen below, the Acquisitions Department is not precisely in the best of odor, outside of Revelations and Protection.  Their actions during the Purity Crusade generated a certain amount of ill-feeling at the time, and seeing as angels are immortal, well...

 

Still, there's no denying that the younger generations of angels see the situation in a somewhat different light.  After all, Acquisitions is forthright in its desire to operate in the best interests of the War, and it is careful to never use blackmail of any sort when dealing with other Heavenly organizations.  It also pays top dollar for information received.  Many transactions are perfectly public and aboveboard, and the Inquisition has not forbidden the practice of working with Acquisitions, so where's the harm?

 

Of course, there's something to be said for being prudent and discreet about such things, too.

 

Hell/Ethereals

 

In contrast, Acquisitions has not even a 'guardedly neutral' relationship with any Infernal or Ethereal group.  There are too many angels that wouldn't mind passing evidence of such a relationship over to Dominic, and fairly solid rumor suggests that Marc has... other... mechanisms in place to handle that sort of thing.  Or so it's said.

 

History

 

The Acquisitions Department started fairly innocuously, as such things go: it was created in the second century AD under Trade.  It existed as a sort of clearinghouse for artificers: there were many individual groups that were working on the creation of various types of artifacts, and there was a certain amount of duplication of effort going on.  Trade had noticed this (as they were the ones usually contacted for specific resource requests): it seemed only logical to set up a department that would keep an eye out for redundant projects, the better to arrange joint efforts.  It worked out fairly well, all things considered: over the next few centuries, Acquisitions ended up being involved in a great number of Heavenly industries, to the benefit of everyone involved.

 

Then came the Purity Crusade.

 

As has been mentioned elsewhere, the Purity Crusade was many things, to many different entities - but one thing that is often overlooked was how it was an unparalleled departure from the normal artifact acquisition/creation process.  Items of all sorts were brought in from the field as booty, enigmas or metaphorical unexploded munitions... and the Host's artificers were hard-pressed to handle the sudden inrush.  Almost overnight, every Archangelic organization involved in the Crusade had set up research and replication projects, and three centuries of patient coordination became fundamentally irrelevant to the new problem at hand.

 

Naturally, Acquisitions was not happy at this new state of affairs - after all, they were still receiving resource requests, only now more loudly and often - and they were even unhappier to discover that the old methodology of open research was now decried.  Purity declined to share its research with Dreams, on the grounds that the latter had too many links with the pantheons (which meant that Purity would not share its research with anyone sharing their research with Dreams, or anyone sharing their research with anyone sharing their research with Dreams, and so on).  Dreams refused to give Purity any aid that would result in the slaughter of neutrals.  Creation declined to do the same, on the advice of Flowers (which had an axe to dull with War, Purity's closest ally).  Judgement was wary of letting the rest of the Host play with items deemed dangerous, as was Destiny (using admittedly different criteria).  Anything acquired by the Wind was effectively lost to researchers for an indefinite period.  And so on, and so on... the Acquisitions Department was stuck in the middle, unable to either determine the validity of the steadily increasing resource requests, or get it through anyone's heads that they really, really had a need to know certain things.

 

So, they started playing spy.

 

The justification was easy, and backed up all the way to the top to Marc himself (a point that would become important later): if a particular organization wanted resources from Trade, they could blessed well keep Trade informed as to why they needed those resources - and if they didn't feel like saying why, well, Trade still needed to know.  If that meant getting information (and quite quickly, samples and/or prototypes) on the quiet, so be it.  From there it was a small step to creatively inserting Acquisition agents in the artifact pipeline, the better to get information right from the start: needless to say, all sorts of interesting (if not strictly germane - to Trade, at least) information was also acquired.  The Acquisitions Department was scrupulous in making sure that similar organizations in Archives, Destiny and Lightning were also kept informed: after all, they had comparable interests and requirements, no?

 

Of course, when this finally came to light, the general reaction among the Host was that of outrage.  The controversy got as far as questions being asked in Seraphim Council - and was shut down cold by an unsmiling Archangel of Trade, whose memorable response (some would say 'rant') catalogued, in full, no less than thirty-four thousand, six hundred and twenty-three incidents where Trade had been importuned (without explanation or justification) for resources for essentially identical projects.  The only Archangel whose Servitors were not included in said rant were those of Revelations - everyone else was guilty, and Marc was not shy in saying so, in quite exhaustive detail.

 

The end result of all of this was the assignment of one group to handle artifact examination and research (Jean's Mechanical Committee, later to morph into Revelations and Design).  Marc's Acquisition Department was never formally charged with anything - but they were quietly taken out of the artificing loop: all further work in that field would be given to the Mechanical Committee, who would make their own resource arrangements with Trade.  Presumably, the thought was that without their primary reason for being the Acquisition Department would fade away on their own with a minimum of fuss, muss and embarrassment all around.

 

Possibly it might have, save for the Archangel of Trade: Marc does not often get annoyed, but when he does the results are memorable.  From his point of view, there was no reason to split up a department that had operated above and beyond the call of duty to do really valuable work for Heaven: the Archangel of Trade is a firm believer in maintaining good morale.  He therefore directed Acquisitions to continue to act as a clearinghouse for information: at first, only with Revelations (the one organization that had no major problems with the Department in the first place), but later with any Heavenly group willing to do business.

 

The Department's drift back into espionage was inevitable.  Aside from everything else, there were still individual members of the Host that were willing to trade for information, for everyone's mutual benefit.  Later, of course, there was also the minor matter that even in Heaven there exists a need for neutral ground.  Acquisitions gradually got into the business of providing a discreet, private locale where Servitors of political opponents could swap information - provided that all sides were willing to provide copies of said information to the Department.  Such contacts led to more elaborate information transfers, the reestablishment of the influence networks and all the other usual accoutrements.  Some time ago, the head sub-department  (Collations) was separated out and made into Marc's formal intelligence agency: Acquisitions continues to handle Heavenly interactions, but they were happy enough to get rid of corporeal operations.  After all, they aren't spies.

 

The current term of art would be 'agents of influence', you see.

 

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