Flantastic Voyage
By Somebody Too Busy To Fix
That Problem With His/Her Handle Not Showing Up Since The Crossover, It Seems (Pronounced 'Sirea')
It is a well known fact that Jordi hates the Prince of Gluttony, and wishes very to much to rend the fat Calabite to his component Forces. Haagenti doesn't return this animosity, but does thank Jordi for all the delicious delicacies he's provided over the years! With one exception.
You see, what is far less well known is the fact
that Jordi - in spite of himself - adores flan. As does Haagenti. This, oddly
enough, creates much tension between the two Superiors in their never-ending
quest to acquire and consume more and better flan than the other can.
This of course eventually led to one of the more
embarrassing situations the Symphony has ever seen...
It went down about a day ago. Jordi was visiting Eli
and Novalis on the corporeal plane to chat, swap stories, etc. As such, both
the Archangel of Flowers and Creation were nice enough to create a large and
beautiful flan for Jordi, to commemorate his discovery of the vessel. Jordi was
delighted, and proceeded to eat said flan, when he got paged by one of his
Servitors - it seemed that Gluttons were going on a mass feeding frenzy,
devouring all the local chickens in the rural village that the three Archangels
were currently in. Jordi stepped away from his flan and went to deal with the
Gluttons, chasing them about town. When one of them saw the flan.
As such, this added up to a good +20 or so on the
Invocation roll, and Haagenti came screaming with joy, running right towards
the flan. Jordi saw his nemesis, saw his precious flan, and did what any good
Kyrio would - he possessed the caramel treat. As such, Eli, Novalis, and a
small pack of Gluttony and Animals Servitors sat and watched gawking as
Haagenti wrestled with the Flan Archangel, until the inevitable happened -
Haagenti used his Superior level resonance along with his Consume ability, and
swallowed Jordi whole. His laughter shook the skies, and the remaining AA's
trembled in fear, until Haagenti stopped, quirked his eyebrows, and then
screamed, falling over and clutching his hairy stomach writhing in pain. Jordi
was still alive it seemed, and very unhappy about being stuck in Haagenti's
intestines.
Haagenti eventually passed out, and it became evident to the remaining celestials that both Haagenti and Jordi would die if nothing was done. They would... have to go inside Haagenti.
And this is where you (yeah, you, the PC's) come in.
See, Eli is Creation and all, and he has long been working on something that
would be able to withstand the innards of Haagenti, and even explore them. Unfortunately, said something is in the form
of a ceramic garden gnome, complete with the power to transform into a flying
ship, water-able submarine, and MEGA MECHA FIGHTING GNOME!
I'll wait for you to stop slamming your head into
the wall. Done? Okay.
Anyways, it's now up to the PC's to all be shrunk,
get into the gnome, and traverse the most vile place in the Symphony (next to
Saminga's undershorts), along with a Master and Baron or two of Animals and
Gluttony, cooperating to help solve this faster, just for kicks.
What's in Haagenti's stomach? Depends. Maybe the
PC's will find Mariel, who will force them, to sit down and read all the
wonderfully angsty poetry she's been writing for the past few centuries.
Meserach? Hell! He's loving it! A constant steady stream of already chewed
food, and all sorts of other interesting things to laze about on! No complaints
there. Jordi should be in a more vile and unpleasant part of this sub universe,
mayhaps protected by some of the more vicious of Haagenti's stomach microbes,
fending off the dreaded death via digestion (bonus points to the GM who sets up
the fight between the Mecha Gnome and the microbes like something out of
Evangelion).
And once Jordi is out... what about the other two
trapped Superiors? What about the thousands of individuals Haagenti has
swallowed whole? Do they too come out?
And yes, I'm sure your all hoping to find the little
gland that causes him to puke you up. No one wants to go down the black pit
that's the other out hole...
Happy sailing.