This was a contest I came up with for my birthday, you see. The only limitation was that it had to hurt my head.
I'm happy to say that it happened a lot. There's a few more that have to be put up here (you try going through a week's worth of posts...), but they were all fun to read.
Belial, Archangel of the Flame By Manny
Consider Corruption By Jon Walton
Fade Away By Richard Drysdale
Kinked, Demon of Hurting Moe's Brain By Prodigal
Outside By Richard Drysdale
Prince of Kzrhrrgh By Matt Walsh
A Statement of Purity By Josh Moger
Consider the Word By Matthew Gerber
IT By Casca